The NES Power Team vs. The Coffeehouse Blues
Singer Bo: Sunshine on my nutsack makes me happy. Sunshine on my nutsack makes me cry... Pat: This sucks! Please someone kill him. Or me. CRASH!!!@!@!@!@!!@@!!@ Singer Bo: ...on my nutsack looks so lovely..huh??? Pat: What's that??  Thrilla: What seems to be the problem, dude? Pat: This singer really sucks. Can you make him stop? Karnov: I believe we can be of assistance to this young lad. Correct my fellow Power Teamers? Power Team: Right!!  Thrilla: *huff pant* I'm lifting 40 pounds. If I took drugs, I could never lift this. *wheeze* Karnov: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! *rips phone book in half* Joe and Narcissist: Double team water bottles! Narcissist: *pops water bottle with his lungs* Joe: *pops water bottle with his lungs* Abobo: NO DO DRUGS. DRUGS BAD LIKE MOVING FLOOR. Karnov: Well, it seems our work here is done. Remember, if you ever need help, call on us! Singer Bo: I must follow them. I think I'm in love. Pat: It actually worked! |
