The NES Power Team vs. The Coffeehouse Blues
Singer Bo: Sunshine on my nutsack makes me happy. Sunshine on my nutsack makes me cry...
Pat: This sucks! Please someone kill him. Or me.
Singer Bo: ...on my nutsack looks so lovely..huh???
Pat: What's that??
Thrilla: What seems to be the problem, dude?
Pat: This singer really sucks. Can you make him stop?
Karnov: I believe we can be of assistance to this young lad. Correct my fellow Power Teamers?
Power Team: Right!!
Thrilla: *huff pant* I'm lifting 40 pounds. If I took drugs, I could never lift this. *wheeze*
Karnov: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg! *rips phone book in half*
Joe and Narcissist: Double team water bottles!
Narcissist: *pops water bottle with his lungs*
Joe: *pops water bottle with his lungs*
Abobo: NO DO DRUGS. DRUGS BAD LIKE MOVING FLOOR.
Karnov: Well, it seems our work here is done. Remember, if you ever need help, call on us!
Singer Bo: I must follow them. I think I'm in love.
Pat: It actually worked!